By Sierra Rhodes
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About this blog: I was born and raised in Livermore with scientist parents who moonlight as musicians and a brother who is much louder and much more fun than I am. I am a published and very poorly paid author of the young-adult fantasy 'I Am Not L...
(More)About this blog: I was born and raised in Livermore with scientist parents who moonlight as musicians and a brother who is much louder and much more fun than I am. I am a published and very poorly paid author of the young-adult fantasy 'I Am Not Lost,' available on Amazon, and a worshiper of Stephen King. I am a connoisseur of human folly, a huge fan of Monty Python, and full of sarcasm. I understand that sarcasm is supposed to be the lowest form of humor - that doesn't make it any less fun. 'LOL (Lessons on Laughter)' is full of the things I come across on the internet that tickle my funny bone and elicit my trademark cackle. My only goal is to brighten someone's day with the absurd, the ludicrous, the facetious, the nonsensical and the satiric. Warning: bad puns ahead.
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Mondays. The jarring beginning of the work week, the guillotine-like cut off of the weekend. The day that I seem to have forgotten everything I once knew about routines, schedules and where on Earth I've put my keys, my glasses, my purse, my brain...
New evidence has come to light showing that The Mondays may not be a human failing after all. The constant misplacement of personal items that inevitably results in being late to work might not be in the brain at all -- but in the devious personalities of these 'lost' inanimate objects.
How did my keys end up in the sofa? Why are my sunglasses under my bed? How did my alarm get set for 7 p.m.? Am I crazy?
No. I'm just another victim of what experts have termed IOM, Inanimate Object Migration.
It seems shocking, but after years of close observation, the scientific community has proof that this conspiracy is going on right in your own home.
Warning: this image may be disturbing.
